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The Retired
Alien
Most got rugged. Some got dumped. Few survived.
But only one retired.
It ends here. $RetiredAlien
Most got rugged. Some got dumped. Few survived.
But only one retired.
It ends here. $RetiredAlien
Eat the cocktails. Dodge the ruggers. Arrow keys or swipe to move.
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He traversed galaxies. Survived 47 rug pulls across 12 blockchains. Watched dog coins rise and fall. Held through the bear. Sold the top once — by accident.
Now he sits on a beach in the Andromeda system, Hawaiian shirt on, cocktail in hand, and absolutely zero intention of checking charts ever again.
$RetiredAlien isn't a promise. It's a lifestyle. No roadmap. No utility. Just vibes, drinks, and the warm glow of a star that isn't going supernova (probably).
He's retired. Where would he be going?
The utility is relaxation.
Not from this world. Not from this market cycle.
Download Phantom, Solflare, or any Solana-compatible wallet.
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
Search for $RetiredAlien or paste the CA.
Swap SOL for $RetiredAlien. Welcome to retirement.